Matteo Braverman

Education

• Certificate in Meeting Napping – Stanfurred University
• University of Colorpawdo, B.S. (Butt Sniffing) in Human Studies, minor in Boundary Testing

Honors & Distinctions

• Top Performer, Lap-sitting Practicum, Awarded by the Faculty of Applied Comfort Sciences, Stanfurred University
• Special Commendation for Cross-Generational Team Building, Office of Workplace Culture, Braverman Law Group

Bar Admissions

Admitted to practice before the Court of Public Opinion
Admitted to the Snack Bar

Bio

Matteo joined Braverman Law Group in 2025 as the firm’s Associate Morale Officer. In this role, he supports the Chief Morale Officer by providing rapid-response affection, sustained emotional grounding, and morale interventions during periods of stress, fatigue, or excessive screen time.

Unlike his senior colleague, Matteo specializes in direct, hands-on morale support. His core competencies include lap-sitting on command, extended snuggle deployment, and maintaining a calming physical presence during difficult days. He is particularly effective in one-on-one or two-on-one settings and has shown strong aptitude for emotional regulation work.

Matteo brings youthful energy to the firm and is known for his persistence, optimism, and complete lack of personal boundaries. While still early in his career, he has already demonstrated exceptional dedication to his colleagues and an unwavering commitment to comfort-based outcomes.

When not on duty, Matteo can be found following Toby at a respectful but hopeful distance, practicing his sit-and-stay skills, or conducting informal morale audits throughout the office.